How To Kiss Perfectly


How To Kiss Perfectly: *Winks! Good day, hope you are good, I know the reason you are here, it’s to learn how to kiss right? Uhuh!!

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You are in the right place 😉, Kissing is super cool mehn! the reason you are here is also that you want to leave him/her wanting you after the kiss??

Or, you are no stranger to kissing, but you want to make this particular kiss one to be remembered, It’s for ‘reminiscing‘ purposes if you know what I mean *Wings

Now Let Us Get Ready For This Killer Kiss

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Step 1: Be Sure

Are you sure him/her wants to kiss you?? but you know what? Fu*k it, it’s just a kiss it wouldn’t kill you

Step 2: Make Small Tips

Here, you may be sure he/she wants the kiss, maybe from the kind of chats you guys have had, the eye contact, how close you guys are, your relationship status,

so here you just throw one or two tips e.g Your lips are really cool, “I’ll really love to kiss you” Those kinda sh*t.

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Step 3: Don’t Be Hasty

See, are you nervous? scared? WTF bro/sis, it is just a goddamn*d kiss, what’s the worst that can happen?? will he/she cut your head, slice your neck,

beat you up?? NOOOOOOOOOOO. So, you lean back, take deep breaths and exhale three times, and get ready to Rumble!!!

Step 4: Location

Now!!! The location you are in is it ‘Kiss Worthy’? You should answer that.

Step 5: Is It Worth It? 

Hold Up!!! Are your lips kissable? Is your breathe cool?? No Mouth odor? You know what?? Just brush and use mint just to be on the safe side okay?

Time For The Kiss!!!!

Step 6: Timing

You are convinced he/she wants this kiss huh? Time to really see how to kiss. Now I must tell you, unexpected kisses are the coolest and craziest mehn!!! but yet again, you need to be sure okay?

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For The Guys

Step 7: Hand Contact

Now, if you are a guy, what you do now is place your palm on her cheek and chin DON’T BE NERVOUS as long as you are calm, you’ll place that palm well,

now as a girl, I usually advise you place your both hands on his shoulder then gum your body to his unless he lives under rocks, he should get the message by now.

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For The Ladies

Step 8: The Tilt

Here you have leaned in by now, then you slightly tilt your head to your left or right unless you want your nose and his to kiss!! Since you guys are goats

Step 9: Lips Positioning

I usually advise that as a girl you take the boy’s lower lips, while he takes your upper lips unless you want to kiss his beards/mustache.

Step 10: Lips

Sister/Brother BRING OUT YOUR GODDAMN*D LIPS PLEASE!!! Don’t fold them. You know how you keep your lips whenever you are feeling serious pains

and you don’t want to scream?? DON’T DO THAT SH*T… If it’s me you are kissing I will just bite your *Winks

Step 11: Sucking Time

Now my dear friend, its time to suck!!! SUCK THAT LIPS…..

Step 12: Pressure

See, kissing isn’t a fight o, think of it as a handshake, If I shake you and I squeeze your hands it will be weird right? What if I am shaking you and I just touch your palm slightly and move, huh?

So, remember you are not po*n star(At least not yet *Winks) You don’t want who you are kissing to go home with a scar or to not feel anything.

Step 13: The Teeth Game

Now, this is a little bit tricky and you don’t have to do it, but since you want to full gist lets try these, If you took the upper lips, you slowly bring out your top teeth and rub it on his/her upper lips top(You grab?)

See, if you are not careful you are going to bite off someone’s lips and this you sweet kiss will turn to sweet kill… Unless you want to start your cannibal career with him/her(I pray you to don’t wanna). Then, of course, the lower lips go with either upper teeth or lower teeth.

Step 14: The Tongue Game

You want him/her to remember that kiss huh?? now the tongue needs to do the job, ladies and gentlemen I welcome you to what the world calls ‘French Kiss’,

Here you send your cute tongue inside their mouth, this point your lips are directly on his/hers, I mean your upper lips on his/her upper lips and same with the lower lips,

you now send your emissary aka your tongue inside his or her mouth and when you put that tongue you don’t let it rest inside like a log of wood, YOU MOVE IT AROUND, you interlock it and play with hers/his not in a weird way, please.

Take The Kiss To Another Level

That’s section one of how to kiss, let us see what’s here. Teasing your partner between kisses is a ton of fun! Here are a few easy techniques to try:

  • Breakaway from a kiss and look your partner in the eye, with a sly smile on your face.
  • Pull your lips away and gently stroke their lower lip with your thumb.
  • Keep your slightly-open mouth close to theirs and breathe in and out together.
  • Brush your lips against your partner’s, without actually kissing them.
Watch this video here.
It should teach you a thing or two.
Please, after you make the kiss, come and gist me how it went!!! bye-bye!
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